Pappu: Hamare Taumi Ne Meri Sari Kitab Kha Li! Santa: Usko Mere Paas Leker Aao Main Use Saja Dunga! Pappu: Saja To Maine Usko De Di Uski Katori Wala Dudh Main Pi Gaya!
Techer: Tum Kis Liye College Aate Ho? Pappu: Vidya Ki Khatir! Techer: To Ab Son Kyon Rahe Ho? Pappu: Aaj Vidya Nahin I Sar!
Pappu Ne Pariksha Hol Men Susu Kar Diya! Techer: Ye Kya Kiya? Pappu: Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Idhar Udhar N Dekho Jo A Raha Hai Kar Do!
Adhyapak Chhatra Se: Jo Dusre Ko Apni Baat N Samjha Sake Vo Ek Nambar Ka Gadha Hota Hai! . .. ... Pappu: Sar Kya Matlab! Main Samjha Nahi Aap Kya Kah Rahe Hain?
Master:Batao "I Lov U" Ka Aavishkar Kis Desh Me Hua? Pappu: Chaina Men! Master: Vo Kaise? Pappu: Ismen Sare Chaine Gun Hai! N Koi Garanti Aur N Koi Varanti Chale To Chand Tak N Chale To Shaam Tak!
Pappu: Papa Aaj Mujhe Ek Ladke Ne Mara! Santa: Kya Tum Use Pahchan Sakte Ho? Pappu: Han Papa Main Uska Dant Sath Laya Hun!